Does anyone else have any [clean] funny and embarring stories?

once.. when i was little, i was at my grandmas house.. and my WHOLE fsamily and their friends were over.. i was soo excited 2 get in the ppool that i sprinted 2 get outside, not realizing there was a screen door.. i ran into it, breaking through it, and my grandpa, along wit every1 else turned and started laughing, i ran back inside into the bathroom and started crying.. i didnt go swimming that day!!lol