Can you PLEASE write an amusing little story,just 4 fun,that includes 6 of these "P" phrases?

"Promise me you'll never leave my side." she whispered, fear blooming in her eyes like psychotic birds dive bombing trees in a sunset. It was possible, but not likely. He was more into pip pip and doodly do than most normal men, and Preacher Polosky was NOT amused. He watched her intently, like the psychic at the lines of my hand, and smiled upon reaching a jurisdiction. It appeared to him as one of the most easiest of questions to answer, so he simply smiled and cried : "Pals for life."